I'm introducing a new regular feature on my blog. I just have to diversify my mind a little bit from the scripts I'm writing. I'm always looking for the next 'fun' thing for my mind to obsess on.
So I'm writing a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Novel from the mouth of Kevin, age 11, and Kayla, age 8. I'm still getting to know Kayla and Kevin so I'm sure they'll change a little bit as I write this but I loved Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books as a kid, especially Ninja ones.
Also, Kevin doesn't realize that as he likes to only write the "You died" pages that they have to follow Kayla's storyline. So all her ideas get implemented into the story even though Kevin hates them. Enjoy.
NINJAS ARE NEVER YOUR FRIENDS (CEPT SUMTIMES WHEN THEY ARE,
KEVIN)
A CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE-NOVEL
by Kevin Grimes (11) and Kayla Grimes (8)
PAGE 1
Mike Killhart had never been to
ancient Japan before. It was totally 2070 AD and time travel was invented and
awesome. So Mike decided to check out
feudal Japan because he loved samurai swords and he had nine of them in his
mansion in New York City, America. So he
flew his private jetpack over to Japan and went to Time Travelers, Inc.
Mike wus also going back in time becus his
tru love, Jesica English, wus stuck in Ninja Times. He wus to save her from deth with hiz
love. She wus promist to a Evil Ninja
King named Japanees Steeven. She got herself
trikt at Mike’s and Jesica’s Hawayi wedding.
Now Mike got no choyce but to folow his hart into the past whare the
keepur of his hart wus. Harts are like
magnuts.
Mike felt
super bad Jessica was time-trapped but he had lots of awesome things to do in
the past and so Jessica was low priority.
He jumped into the Time Window and suddenly he was suddenly somewhere
else….in time!!! The air smelled more
fresher and more feudal. There were big
ancient buildings everywhere and no was wearing Nikes. It was really old. Really super butt-old. And then ninjas jumped out of
everywhere. What should Mike do?
1) Fight the Ninjas with his future gun. Go to page 2.
2) Tell the Ninjus how much he luvs Jessica and melt
ther blak harts with hiz luv werds. Go to page numbr 3.
Page 2 – Kevin’s Page
The ninjas
dance around Killhart making no noise at all like creepy ghosts wrapped in
whispers. He realizes he stands no
chance against them so he pulls out his Laser Machine Gun. Zapitty-pow! Zapitty-pow! He guns down two of them in no time. The ninjas are scared. What is this devil power? Is he a
mountain spirit come to dispense sweet justice on them?
The ninjas
would never know because out of nowhere comes two Time Bobbies who stop time with their Time iPods.
“Stop,
Killhart. You’ve broken Law 19 of
Section 25401. You’ve changed time with
illegal technloglogy. Now we have to
rewrite your history so you were never born and can never do what you’ve done
in the past.”
Mike can’t
believe it! They’re about to Time Delete
him. He shoots one of the cops before
the other one pushes a button on his Time iPod. Mike’s body starts disappearing.
“No!” Mike
cries out passionately. “I had a girlfriend
in this time period! I need to rescue her! She's going to marry a Ninja King! (This story line is stupid, Kayla!) !” Mike starts to cry sad tears but they disappear into time as well. His arms disappear so he can’t even hug
himself goodbye.
Mike knew
he never should have used his Future Weapon.
“Nooooooooo!”
he screams into the heavens of the past.
“Nooooooooooooo! I was too
young! I had so many ninjas left to kill.”
The
remaining Time Bobby that Mike didn’t gun down reaches up and pulls off his
face. Underneath is a Ninja mask.
“Ha ha ha!”
says the Ninja, “I was always a Ninja!
The Time Bobbies can’t be trusted mostly. Ha ha ha!”
The muffled
laugh of the ninja is Bobby’s last sound.
You have been time murdered.
Page 3 – Kayla’s Page
Mike
Kisshart Killhart put hiz hands up and said, “Ninjas guys, I luv my girlfriend,
Jesika. Do you guyz hav her castled?”
The Ninja
boss pulld the bottum of mask up and said, “Yah. We got her prisonrd. Do you
serender?”
“I serendr
for luv, bad Ninjus. Becus I luv her and
I need hur and I tink she’s the best hair.”
One of the
ninjus were way tuched and droppt his merder knif.
“We got to
help this Mike. Tat’s way tru luv.”
“Allrite. Ninjus.
Setle down.” Said Ninja Bos. “Take
his wepons and wrap hem up in a blanket so he cant yuse his arms. We ar tacking him too our secret base, Secret Base.”
Mike was
scart. But he wus also love thinking.
The Boss Ninju terned and said over a raenstorm “Get redy to
meet the Woorst Ninja in the Werld, the Ninja King, Japanees Steeven.” Thundr!
Turn to Page 4
