Here's the deal.
My time and hands are split between two forms of writing.
Comedy and Poetry.
If you're on my blog, you're going to find both. I can't promise you'll like both. And you don't have to.
I don't have to like your Mom AND your Dad. I can choose. I don't have to hang out in the garage and look at your Dad's 1970 Ford Torino and pretend like I care. No. I can go in the house and try out your Mom's new toffee recipe and watch General Hospital. That's my prerogative.
In this scenario, my poetry is the toffee. And my comedy is your dad, lonely in his garage.
If you want to contact me about either type of writing, my email address is: jamesbestiv@gmail.com. If you want my phone number, I've written it in a lot of bathroom stalls under "Good Time."
I like everything you like.
