I do. But you aren't me. Unless you are me. And if you are, what are you doing here? Are you from the future? Are you trying to stop me from making a huge mistake? If so, why are you just reading my blog? How is that helping me? Are you just a big fan of me/us? I know I would be. Thanks, Future Me. I love you, too.
Here's some random humorish stuff. A taste. A tasting menu.
There Is No Fast, There Is No Furious
Dear Max, Happy Crapday
Rebel Without A Pause
Airport People
Versus #1: A Crazy Homeless Dude
The Future of Taste
Rod Wolfbike: Street Samurai
10 Reasons I'm Better Than Edward Cullen
Deleted Vader Scene from A New Hope
Marvel's Most Pathetic Super Villains
Letters to Max, A 3-Year-Old I Hate
