Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Lists (I Totally Stole the Idea From McSweeney's)

Shortest Lived Musicals

Joseph McCarthy: The Man, The Myth, The Musical
The Tony Danza Experience
Tonto's Story
How Things Work: Inside a Musical
The Exxon Valdez
Poop: A Musical Journey
Upton Sinclair's: The Jungle!
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People

Things That Aren't Foreplay

Battleship
Chili Eating Contests
Band of Brothers
Funerals

Prison Exclamations that Haven't Caught on Yet

Holy Shiv!
Would you like some cheese with your toilet wine?
I'll put you in the Hole on the grounds!

Alternative Job Titles for Black Market Baby Dealers

Infant Redistributors
The Ga-ga Guys
E-Baby
The Stork
Freelance Adoption
Entrepreneurs

Awful One Man Shows

Ivan: A Lipitor Addict
A Medical Slideshow of My Sex Change
The Dangers of Talc
Lubbock!
The Angina Monologues
Confessions of an Allergist
Why I Hated Winning the Lottery
The Secret Life of C++ Programmers
My Struggle with Plaque

2 comments:

  1. I think I'd like to see "why I hated winning the lottery" I've heard a lot of those people are very unhappy, and rich.

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  2. oi, shamus, hey. i also be a fan of the mcsweeney lists, and i now also be a fan of your own.

    yes, MA in lit and/or writing, but somehow it turned to poetry but i didn't see it coming too far in advance. you're great to offer to look it over, but i admit i'm a bit starstruck.....you and joe were the big guns in rexburg and i'd feel a bit silly.......still, i might take you up on the offer. you're not anywhere near the Pews back east, are you? i forget who went where. how much longer do you have?

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