Sunday, May 06, 2007

New Lists

Reasons Golf Isn't the Greatest Game Ever Played

the physiques of the players
it's like tee ball
all the plays have cute names like "birdie"
you're competing for the lowest score
"in the rough" sounds cool but is actually really lame

Drugs That Didn't Last Long in the Drug Community

Zip
Wowzers!
Nerve Gas II
The Butt Rocket
Golly
Zammers
False Labor
CraSmack
Shiver
The 3 Second High
The Big Awesome
Crack Balls
Whoosh

Alternate Names for Minor League Baseball Teams

Schnectady - Distractions from Our Pathetic Lives
Cheboygan - All We Have Besides Beer and Sex
Peoria - The Only Eligible Guys with Teeth
North Platte - Something to Do Besides Watch Home Improvement

Bad Names for Medical Dramas

Cutting Room
Organ Party!
Guts
Goin' In the Out Holes
Urinology
Stool Pigeons
Tonsil Town (orthodontist drama)

Bad British Translations of American Things

Potato Chips = Salted Roundies
Funnel Cake = Fluffer Snakes
Baseball Cap = Duckhead
Orthodontics = Witchcraft
Republicans = Baby Eaters

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