Interview

Supposedly, it's supposed to look like this again tomorrow. We'll see.

I interviewed for a job today. It's a little step up. I don't know when I'll know. They have a few more interviews but I'm hoping the guy right after me sounded a little like this.

PRODUCER

So, Gerald, I see you're interested in television.

GERALD

I love it. I just want to live inside it, you know?

PRODUCER

Sure. I think we all in a way fantasize about living in the shows we love.

GERALD

No, I just want to be that small. It would be so cool. I could save money on groceries. I would put a saddle on my cat and ride it places.

PRODUCER

Interesting. So you want to work for us?

GERALD

Aw, man. Why'd you have to put it like that? Couldn't we all just work for each other?

PRODUCER

Why are you here?

GERALD

That's deep. Why are YOU here? Why are WE here?

PRODUCER

We're not. I want you to go.

GERALD

What the crap? Someone said I was gonna get lunch.

PRODUCER
No one told you that.

GERALD

They didn't? Well, isn't that just like it, man. Maybe I told myself that.

PRODUCER

Please send James back in and don't touch anyone on the way out, please.

GERALD

Fine! Forget you and your empty promises of food and your shrink magic! I have to go now and find someone who offered me lunch.

End scene. So we'll see what happens.

Make yourself happy. Find these two songs:

Flakes by Mystery Jets

and

I Know I Don't Know by Jonquil