It’s Friday! Let’s strip down to our undies and wrassle!
End of the week, baby! Let’s burn down a Planned Parenthood!
It’s Weekend Eve! My life is a lie. Don’t slip on my tears on the way out!
Holy Friday, Batman! Who wants to stick their hand in my open surgery wound?!
Friday! Friday! Let’s! Join! Con-! vents!
It’s Monday somewhere in the world! (It actually never is.)
Friday?! Time doesn’t even exist, you Neanderthals! Time is irrelevant!
Friday? Oh my gosh, I left my kid at daycare on Tuesday!
It’s Friday! Let’s give our paychecks to street ladies!
Friday, already?! I was having so much fun at work I didn’t even notice the day all week because I’m sooo dedicated to my job. No! Don’t make me go home! I want to sleep here! This is my life!
Friday is Bye-Day!
Friday is Guy-Day!
Friday is Die-Day! (I hope this never happens.)
Friday is Princess Di Day! That’s why I, a thick burly man, will be dressed as Princess Di every Friday from now until my fire-ment.
Friiiiiiidaaaaaaay! I’m going to start up a heroin habit!
TGIF! Let’s talk in acronyms!
TGIF! Who knows what that means? I seriously cannot crack the code.
Hold on, it’s Friday? The world is ending tonight! I forgot to tell everybody. Nuts and nuts!
End of the workweek! And beginning of the blurkbleek! Beep bop! I’m a robot. I’m a robo-beep-bop-boop.
Friday! What is friday? Is good? Is snack in face?
It's Fridaaaaaaaaaay! Ilikecowsandiwishicouldmarrythembecause imarealsickweirdohaveagoodweekendgoodbyeimgoingtogosmoochcowswhiletheysleepbye.
It's Thursday! Shut up, you liars! It's Thursday and you know it! I will punch anyone who disagrees! I control time! I control it!