If you scrolled through my Netflix personalized filtered lists according to my likes and dislikes this is what you'd find:
WITTY COMEDIES ABOUT WRITERS LIKE YOU THAT ARE GOING NOWHERE
EXCEPT XANAX CITY
CEREBRAL DRAMAS THAT ARE SO BORING YOUR WIFE WILL LEAVE YOU
IF YOU START UP ANOTHER
WORKPLACE COMEDIES THAT ARE LIKE A HORRIFYING MIRROR TO YOUR
LIFE
JAMES, STOP SEARCHING FOR GOLDEN GIRLS, NETFLIX DOESN’T HAVE
THE FREAKING RIGHTS TO IT, YOU WEIRD OLD LADY LOVER
SWEET ZEUS, STOP SCROLLING, HERE’S THE LIST OF ALL THE
SUPER-NERD MOVIES YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY WATCHED OVER AND OVER
WE’RE CREATING IT JUST FOR YOU, THE KEVIN BACON ONLY CHANNEL
DOCUMENTARIES YOU’VE LIED ABOUT SEEING THAT YOU’RE SELF
CONSCIOUS OF BEING FOUND OUT ABOUT
SOME PRETENTIOUS CRAP YOU CAN MENTION AT YOUR LITTLE ARTSY
PISH POSH PARTIES YOU ATTEND
IRON MAN 3 ISN'T OUT YET, STOP ASKING
WE CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SEARCHED FOR “MOVIES NIC CAGE WAS GOOD
IN”, THIS IS A SEARCH BAR, NOT AN
OPINIONATED SUPER COMPUTER FROM 2001: SPACE ODDYSSEY AND REALLY IF WE’RE BEING
HONEST, NIC CAGE HAS TAINTED EVEN THE MOVIES HE WAS GOOD IN LIKE “RAISING
ARIZONA” AND “ADAPTATION” SO YOU’LL NOTICE THIS LIST IS EMPTY
Two things:
ReplyDeleteWe have that same Golden Girls filter. We also have one called, "THE ONLY HAYLEY MILLS MOVIES WE HAVE ACCESS TO ARE WEIRD ONES FROM WHEN SHE WAS AN AWKWARD 17-YEAR-OLD. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO FORK OVER THE DI$NEY CA$H FOR THE PARENT TRAP AND POLLYANNA."
As for Nic Cage, try Moonstruck. As of this time last year, it was on Netflix streaming. It is INCREDIBLE. Nic Cage's finest. At least as fine as Raising Arizona, in my opinion. Also starring Cher. It seems like it would be a train wreck, but it is surprisingly satisfying and bizarre.